A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Randomize