my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
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Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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