so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
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I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
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I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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