Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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