I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
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As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
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Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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