You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
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Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
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He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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