She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
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I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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