Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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