he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
