I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
where am i from again
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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