i don't like sucking hair
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
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I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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