nutella sex= disaster
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
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The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
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I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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