Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
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currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
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apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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