i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
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he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
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I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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