seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
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he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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