Can Purell be used as lube?
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on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
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Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
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Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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