shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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