i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
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We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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