ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
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He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
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I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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