It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
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I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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