whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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