I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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