i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
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Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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