Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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