I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
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I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
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I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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