I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
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okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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