My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
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hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
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The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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