It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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