I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
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Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
What drink are we having for lunch?
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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