I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
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I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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