I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I CAN MOONWALK!
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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