Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
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All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
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At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.