You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
USA USA USA
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed