so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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