Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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