Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
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Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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