Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
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its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
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You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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