return my video game
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
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Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
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He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
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