This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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