It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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