I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
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Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
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This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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