I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
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Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
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Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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