I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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