So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
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of course. lets lasso hookers.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
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The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
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