walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
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Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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