You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
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so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
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my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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