kristin has been a bad kristin
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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