people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
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you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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