She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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