Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
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AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
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Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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