I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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